she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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