Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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