wake up i wanna do it froggy style
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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