why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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