We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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