..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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