I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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