I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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