my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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