she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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