Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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