i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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