I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I didn't notice because vodka
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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