Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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