if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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