is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She needs sedatives and a leash
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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