they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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