That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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