the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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