you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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