We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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