what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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