And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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