We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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