That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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