At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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