Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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