It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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