Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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