I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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