i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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