Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize