Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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