They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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