It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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