I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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