Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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