i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I think my moral compass just broke
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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