In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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