I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
the liver wants what the liver wants
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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