this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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