There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You took a bar mat shot.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I deserve this hangover.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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