I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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