Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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