Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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