i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
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Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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