I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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