is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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