I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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