if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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