He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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