best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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