Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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