We're like a lot better than the average bears
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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