Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I looked at my own cervix.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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