All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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