That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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